I peepee on the potty?
In a minute.
*proceeds to pull off her dirty pull-up, dropping little turdlets all over the living room floor*
Come on, M..... Go wipe with toilet paper.
*proceeds to pick up a PLASTIC BAG and wipes her butt*
No... not a plastic bag. Toilet paper.
*stares at me*
*runs to bathroom and pulls off a huge strand of tp, ripping off 1 piece at a time to wipe her butt and throw it in the toilet*
In the meantime, I'm standing in the kitchen cracking up because, first of all, she just wiped her butt with a plastic bag and, secondly, she's standing with a huge strand of toilet paper ripping off one piece at a time, wiping and throwing it in the toilet. Then she would flush the toilet and run up to me shouting "I DID IT! I DID IT, MOMMY! I PEEPEE ON THE POTTY!"
Oh, potty training.... I foresee many funny stories on this adventure.